lmaoalien:

how much does a friend cost and do i get a discount if i buy 4

lovingfoss666:

the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit

bitrates:

It’s amazing how fast your mood can change after you step in some water with socks on.

Group Assigments
Person: I have an idea
Me: So did Hitler

bestpal:

smoking we’d

catswithbenefits:

you know whats better than a mozerella stick?

37 mozzarella sticks

cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao

no:

Is it too late to try to be myspace famous

hardcorebrownie:

today i sneezed in class and two people said “bless you” i’m getting famous faster than u all think

officialwhitegirls:

but can bob the builder fix yo nasty ass attitude

svvords:

Miley Cyrus? more like Miley Lierus we know your secret double life