Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.
“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”
omfg this is great
New favorite comeback.
jakemalik paid 600$ for a url im done im done
I heard it was $750..
it was $750
this really works for some people (like 10-30 orgasms) so give it a try!
the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”